As my friends know quite well, I have begun the process of looking for a "real" job.
Yes, instead of being a temporary worker, I may soon become a professor.
Upon returning from my first interview, I was describing the university to my son, stating that if he got in he would be able to attend free of charge, and that the school is one of the best regarded in the country.
To which he replied with this question, "Do they have a lot of soda machines?"
How I love him so.